Beautiful Strangers, Mostly.

• Question: TARASHA! Community back on 15th March. - whothehellisbonnybear
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  OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

  AAAAAAHHHH!

  Can’t wait to see Annie again. And Jeff. And Britta. AND OMG TROY AND ABED! OMG! ALL OF THEM AROUND THAT TABLE!

  In case you couldn’t tell, I’m pretty darn excited. OH YEAH.

Well, I was bored honestly but I think this didn’t turn out too bad. And listening to the Kills just does things to me. And well, the things outside my window called out.

Oh yeah, I’mma start posting waay more pictures now.

Oh yeeeeeeah.

I AM!

Okay, I’m not. But I guess I would like to. Not because I really want some, y’know?

Because those fucking escorts were hot. And Argentinian. So basically they looked like SUPER HOT women with Latina accents (okay, nearly there). Does one not get how hot they were? And well yeah, they did come up to me and stuff but like, I was too busy trying to roll my tongue back in.

Okay, I apologize for sounding a tad bit crude but I really really don’t know how else must I describe these women. I mean come on! Who hasn’t seen Evita and sang along to Buenos Aires and/or Don’t Cry for Me Argentina? WHO?!

Exactly. No one worthy.

But I’m assuming they haven’t seen it either (why are they even living?). They are escorts after all (oh right, because they’re so hot). NOT that I’m judging or anything but how does one NOT judge/stereotype/generalize in this situation?

Also, I totally wish I could afford them.

AND on a completely unrelated note, two of my friends have started blogging. You must check them out, despite the fact that they’re on wordpress, ew.

www.prernamenon.wordpress.com    AAAND

www.shivingrover.wordpress.com

Oh yeeeah. (:

Today, after my driving lesson, I walked into my building while on the phone with A-Man. I saw a bunch of people crowded ‘round the pool area and I was like “eh, whatever, there’s always something or the other going on here.” And then I hear my mom screaming my name, after about a minute, I don’t hear very well you see, and she tells me that this kid died in our building. He was six. He was six years old. Apparently he drowned in the pool. He was visiting with his family because there was some wedding in their family.

HE FUCKING DROWNED! THAT KID FUCKING DROWNED IN THE SWIMMING POOL!

First of all, why wasn’t there a lifeguard? I’m extremely curious. I never use the pool in the building, I don’t enjoy the chlorine hair and skin I get after. This kid drowned because there was no supervision. No one to save his life. Like a lifeguard. What kind of society are they maintaining here? Second, why wasn’t any adult around watching him swim? He was six. There was NO ONE telling him that he shouldn’t be going to the deep end? Are you telling me that parents have become so fucking irresponsible? And the fucking building too? What the fuck? I mean a kid fucking died today man. This kinda bullshit can be fucking prevented.

I fucking hope that they fucking do something about it. A six year old fucking died today. This family’s life changed in a span of an hour. And there’s no way it can go fucking back. The kid’s dead. Parents are too. All because you wanted to cut some costs? Sheesh.

And worst of all, it has nothing to do with me. My life carries on the same.

Let’s face it, we’ve all grown up loving/listening to Blink 182. If you haven’t, you haven’t. And that sucks. Sorry.

So I’ve started listening to them again and I fucking missed them man. They’re such a bunch of pissed off teenagers with zits, sweaty first dates and such things. But yeah, they do sing about things that do kind of well…don’t seem so childish, I guess.

What I love about them? Apart from everything, their fucking brutal, in your face honest. It’s so sweet, slightly disturbing but you know they mean it. Sometimes expressing my sentiments towards a romantic situation.

I’d like my partner to be honest with me. Even if they are extremely awkward. Be awkward. I love awkward lovers. It’s so much cuter (or I’d like to think, I am slightly awkward too). I like to be told that they’d like to live like Jack and Sally with me (if you’ve heard enough Blink 182, you’d know *narrows eyes*).

A bit from First Date, their 4rth album, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket.

In the car I just can’t wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it’s lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn’t know what to wear?
I’m too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can’t eat

Let’s go, don’t wait, this night’s almost over
Honest, let’s make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let’s make this last forever
Forever and ever, let’s make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I’m not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I’m jealous of everybody in the room
Please don’t look at me with those eyes
Please don’t hint that you’re capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I’m probably gonna miss.

And another from M+M’s, from their first album, Cheshire Cat.

You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we’ll get in my car
We’ll blast the stereo and we’ll drive to Madagascar

Because when I’m with you there’s nothing I wouldn’t do
I just want to be your only one
I’m grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone

My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath

P.S- I’m so glad they’re fucking back together! FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAAAAH!

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This was definitely one fun episode.

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